Guest Post & #Giveaway – The Perfect Body by Frankie Bow #cozy #ProfessorMollymystery @Frankie_Bow

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The Perfect Body (Professor Molly Mysteries)
Cozy Mystery
8th in Series
Hawaiian Heritage Press
Release Date – September 30, 2018
Print Length: 203 pages

Synopsis

When Professor Molly attends Mahina State University’s exclusive donor dinner, she doesn’t expect to have to share a table with the insufferable Stephen Park. Turns out it’s one thing to invite your toxic ex-boyfriend to drop dead…it’s quite another when he takes you up on it.

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Guest Post

Cozy mysteries: ‘Tain’t What You Write (It’s the Way That You Write It)

(With apologies to Jimmy Lunceford)

I write cozy mysteries, and I know that cozy is what my readers expect. Which is why I put this disclaimer into the description of my latest Professor Molly mystery, The Perfect Body.

 

The Perfect Body has

* no swearing

* no explicit sex

* no graphic violence

However, it does have

* descriptions of the new-mom experience, including diapers and breastfeeding

* conversation about a transgender character

* lurid descriptions of the inner workings of a public university

 

Why the warning? Because every reader has a different definition of what a cozy is. Personally, I think breastfeeding is fair game. But I didn’t want anyone to slam the book shut in disgust when, for example, we find that Molly has accidentally shot her poor husband in the eye (nursing moms, you know what I’m talking about).

Amanda Flower, writing for Publishers Weekly, tells us the essential ingredients of a cozy are:

An amateur sleuth, an unsuspecting victim, a quirky supporting cast, and trail of clues and red herrings.

Just as important is what a cozy doesn’t have. According to The Cozy Mystery List, a cozy contains

 no graphic violence, no profanity, and no explicit sex.

Notice: No graphic violence. No explicit sex. It’s a matter of style rather than substance. It’s not what you’re telling the reader, it’s how you’re saying it.

While truly disturbing topics are off-limits (I can’t imagine a cozy about child soldiers, for example), I believe a cozy author can write about some fairly dreadful subjects, as long as the author keeps a light touch.

Consider the appalling behavior hinted at in this passage from one of Sarah Caudwell’s Hilary Tamar mysteries.

[Waiters] are an overworked and exploited profession, who have to spend much of their energies running to and fro carrying drinks and so on, so that the duration of the pleasure given is not always commensurate to the enthusiasm with which it is offered. If the coffee brought me by the pretty waiter had been cold by the time he left, I should have been willing, in the particular circumstances, to forgive him; but my forgiveness was not called for.  

–Sarah Caudwell, Thus Was Adonis Murdered

When Caudwell’s characters aren’t indulging in unregretted liaisons, they’re stumbling into impromptu bacchanalia:

It was in many respects an admirable bathroom—marble walls, gold taps, and a bath the size of a paddling pool. It did not, however, afford the privacy which was my objective. The bath, you see, was full of people—I can’t say exactly how many, since they were rather tangled up together.

.― Sarah Caudwell, The Shortest Way to Hades

People are drowned, poisoned, and pushed off balconies. Straitlaced bankers are found chained to beds. A couple indulges in an afternoon frolic, unaware of the body stashed in the bedroom.

None of this spoils the mood. Through it all, we readers smile and occasionally burst out laughing.

In a tense psychological thriller, any setting can take be terrifying. A bake sale or a bridal shower can turn into a disturbing nightmare.

But in a cozy, any situation can be whimsical—regrettable dalliances, inconvenient deaths, and perhaps even the mysteries of new motherhood.

 

About the Author

Like Molly Barda, Frankie Bow teaches at a public university. Unlike her protagonist, she is blessed with delightful students, sane colleagues, a loving family, and a perfectly nice office chair. She believes if life isn’t fair, at least it can be entertaining.

In addition to writing murder mysteries, she publishes in scholarly journals under her real name. Her experience with academic publishing has taught her to take nothing personally.

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16 thoughts on “Guest Post & #Giveaway – The Perfect Body by Frankie Bow #cozy #ProfessorMollymystery @Frankie_Bow

  1. sherry fundin

    I have read some of Frankie’s books and enjoyed them.
    sherry @ fundinmental

  2. Shohinee Deb

    I am completely taken by what you said about it is not what you say but rather how you say it. 100% agree.

  3. Shelleen Toland

    I love cozy mysteries.

  4. Amanda McGill

    Great post!

  5. Katiria Rodriguez

    Great post I really love mystery books! 🙂

  6. Tasha

    I do enjoy a cosy mystery.

  7. Eline

    I like this! Cozy mysteries sound perfect for the adventurous romance reader who wants to branch out 🙂

  8. lstorey

    me too!

  9. lstorey

    to me there is no graphic murder scene, no graphic sex and no f* bombs.

  10. Jo Linsdell

    I love cosy mysteries. Enjoyed the guest post.

  11. Nikki @ Saturday Nite Reader

    Don’t this is my jam, I too struggle with what “cozy mystery” means. I just like a good suspense/thriller/mystery that has a solid build-up and does not disappoint in the end.

  12. Kristine Hall

    Great guest post. It is so true that everyone has their own definition of “cozy,” but I feel like the one thing is that there shouldn’t be graphic sex. I just read a book that was labeled “cozy” on Goodreads by several readers, and holy cow, the sex! So NOT a cozy to me. This book sounds like a better fit!

  13. DJ Sakata

    I wants it – entered the giveaway with greedy fingers crossed

  14. lstorey

    I love them when I want a mystery but not the gore

  15. Whispering Stories

    Great guest post and giveaway. I can’t really say I have read many cozy mystery books. There are certainly a lot of them about these days.

  16. Kay Garrett

    Thank you for being part of the book tour for “The Perfect Body” by Frankie Bow. Enjoyed reading the guest post. Can’t wait for the opportunity to read this book.

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