Author Video & #Giveaway – The Square Root of Texas by Rob Witherspoon @RoobWiddershins #LSBBT #humor #satire #TexasAuthor #SmallTownTexas

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THE SQUARE ROOT OF TEXAS:

 

The First Calamity of QED Morningwood

 

by

 

Rob Witherspoon

 

 

Genre: Satire / Humor / Absurdist Fiction

Publisher: Independently Published

Date of Publication: September 26, 2018

Number of Pages: 181 pages

 

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QED Morningwood is a liar, braggart and teller of tall tales. When he shows up at the domino parlor with a mysterious Russian crate in the back of his pick-up truck, he confides to the players he is a ‘Shadow’ member of the NRA, not on their official membership roll, and has a load of rocket propelled grenades – all lies. The news spreads to the real Shadow NRA, the FBI and Homeland Security. Meanwhile, the Russian Ministry of Cultural Preservation sends an agent to retrieve the crate, the actual contents known only to the Russians.

 

The Russian agent, an FBI team, a DHS undercover agent and a Shadow NRA hit team arrive in Heelstring, Texas looking for QED and his crate. Their convergence is followed by interrogations, seduction, lies, arrests, jailbreak, kidnapping and rescue – along with car chases and explosions. If not for Cotton Widdershins, an ancient black man with secrets of his own, who acts as QED’s mentor and savior, the Morningwood line would be doomed to end, or at best spend life in a federal penitentiary.

 

 

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Check out this intro to The Square Root of Texas and QED Morningwood with author Rob Witherspoon. It isn’t long, just 1 1/2 minutes but it has me intrigued and I need to read this book…car chases, explosions, and maybe a sword fight!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rob Witherspoon was born and raised in rural Texas. He earned a BA in Physical Education, UT Arlington 1985 and a BS in Aerospace Engineering, UT Arlington 1990. He worked in the aerospace industry for 30 years before retiring in 2018. He lives in north central Texas with his wife and youngest daughter and has spent much of his life in rural communities and on the ranch. He combines his love for Texas, lying, the outdoors, engineering, and his children in his writing.

 

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 THREE WINNERS 

 

GRANDPRIZE (US only):

 

Signed Copies of The Square Root of Texas and Deus Tex Machina

 

2ND PRIZE (US only): Signed Copy of The Square Root of Texas

 

3RD PRIZE  (US Only): Kindle Copy of The Square Root of Texas

 

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